Darkbase 01 Developer Meltdown Parody

For those who don't know, developer of top-down shooter Darkbase 01 got massively criticised by many gamers (including Jim Sterling...son.), and before pulling the game, replaced all the screenshots with a whiny rant and a picture of a turd. So, naturally, I decided to write all over it to show what it would say if the developer was honest. Then again, if he was honest, he wouldn't have released the game to begin with.

Jim's video and the original image are both here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTYyTS…

TRANSCRIPT:
"Darkbase 01 Developer in a nutshell (shitshell)

oh, and Steam Greenlight has turned to shit on ALL sides. Only shitty games like mine every single day. It's fucking boring. It's like i conveniently forgot that games are fun. So I'm crying to my mommy because I need a life. You can all keep your hard-earned cash for my life does revolve around shit videogames and godawful PR."